even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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