we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Randomize
