She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
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