am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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