I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
he was CRYING into my vagina
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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