someone get that fucking seahorse.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
Those nachos came to me in a dream
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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