hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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