I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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