Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
i will never coherently bang her
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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