I wish life had little blips of pornography
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
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