we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
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