What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
wakey wakey hands off snakey
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
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