No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
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