just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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