i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
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