there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
I am mentally ready for anal.
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