I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
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