yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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