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(810): View more from Michigan

My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.

(1-810): View more from Michigan

either way. win, win.

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.

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(727): View more from Florida

And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..

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(602): View more from Arizona

I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you

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(807): View more from Ontario

If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right

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(850): View more from Florida

hungover and i feel like a burrito

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like eating one or like you are one?

(850): View more from Florida

like i am one.

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(914): View more from New York

I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken

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(845): View more from New York

He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight

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(914): View more from New York

I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.

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