Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
I’m gonna stop you right there. The last time you had a “brilliant” idea, I woke up to my kitchen covered in flour and a javelin through my tv.
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