So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
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