you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
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