4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
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