Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
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