On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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