I'd wear matching sweaters with you
My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
As shirtless as possible
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
Randomize
