We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
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