god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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