How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
Sorry about my life...
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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