Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
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