Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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