We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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