Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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