you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
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have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
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