Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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