Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
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