So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
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