um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
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