The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
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