I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
If Billy Mays did an infomercial on your dick, it still wouldn't get you laid.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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