This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
we're making bets on your personal life
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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