That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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