we should wear snuggies to the strip club
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
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