Its about making memories worth repressing
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
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