people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
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