this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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