You were right. It hurts to walk today.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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