He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
Note to self. Never fart in a tanning bed
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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