A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
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