I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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