i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
this boner is exhausting
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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