im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
It's just like the Real World with babies
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
He set two of my ex boyfriends on fire at two different bars without anyone knowing it was him or how it happened either time. He might be a fucking super hero
I mean, they were small fires and no one got hurt, but still. Awesome.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
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