I feel like I'm in dance class right now
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
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