they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
life lesson #1: a fart during an awkward silence between 2 strangers doesnt make it less awkward.
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I am one with the molecules
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
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