i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
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