Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
Just checked my missed calls... why did you call me 37 times from 2:14 to 3:58?
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
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