But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
I'm going to invent an ap that tests your stress levels before texting and will say something like "nope, go rub one out and try again in 10 min"
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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