I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
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