You're so nebulous sometimes
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
Randomize
